I hate him,
He hates me,
Let's hang Barney in a tree.
With a kick,
and a punch,
and a bullet to his head,
Now that purple freak is DEAD!
Take him down,
Flay his bones,
Smash to pieces with great stones.
Open skull.
Remove brain,
This will surely end my pain.
Find a shovel,
And a box,
For this purplish mess,
And send it off to PBS.
(verse 1)
don't want to be a kids orbit idiot
now listen to the children right now
and I tell you that after school is time to play
kids orbit will ruin your whole day
(chorus)
don't wanna be a kids orbit idiot
don't wanna after school controlled by the idiots
and can you hear the sounds of hysteria
the subliminal my f*** kids orbit
(verse 2)
now tell the counselors that kids orbit is stupid
if they don't agree just smack on the cheek
if they tell security just simply run away
then run home and hide for the whole day
(chorus)
(verse 3)
oh, boy how I do hate kids kids orbit
if you ever get in you have to try to forfeit
counselors suck and fifth graders rule
I'd rather take a math test then go into after school!
(chorus x2)
