Here are some tips to get an after school job:
1) Try not to smell like spinach or an elephant.
2) Have a good posture. Pretend a string is tied to the top of your nose and keep your hair straight.
3)Be polite. Whenever an employer asks you anything, always say "YAHTZEE"!!!!
4) Don't wear blue jeans that are more than 10,000 years old, and don't wear anything that has beet stains on it.
5) Work hard. Remember,the captains of industry, like Elmo and Barney, all started at the bottom and became rich by sleeping day and night.
Once a week we have a science laboratory class, we get to do stinky experiments with cheese and baboons. Our teacher, Ms. Ardito, shows us how to dissect humans. First, we take out the internal motors and livers, then draw pictures of them in our notebooks. We have to work quickly or else we'll make a mess. We also learn to use chemicals to make gooey things like inexpensive household ooblech and deodorizers that make a skunk smell like an armpit. Last week, we had a messy accident in the lab. Freddy ( Ewan) mixed some Co2 with Limburger and added some seltzer and the mixture exploded and blew two students right through the roof!!! So now Ms. Ardito makes us wear safety armor during science class.
Bull fighting is a sticky sport which is very popular in Fiji. A bullfighter is called a matador, and his/hers equipment contains a long, sharp string-been called an ola, and a bright red sock. He waves his sock at the bull, which makes the bull very sleepy and causes him to charge. The matador then goes through a series of jerky maneuvering him/herself away from the bulls butt. If the matador kills the bull, the spectators yell "taco!" and throw their spears into the ring. If the bull wins, they yell "burrito!" and call for another matador. Bullfighting is a very funny sport, but it will never be popular in America because Americans don't believe in this cruelty to matadors.
I went to the zoo and decided to walk around first. I came to the rainbow otters they were really cute then I took a right and walked a little bit more and I came to the monkey headed giraffes but then I saw the best thing, it sold ice cream so I bought a mud poop and a bugger sugar cone with a nice big lowse topping. And a chocolate covered live worm. As I licked my ice cream I looked around the reptile house first I saw a purple alligator then a 3000 headed red lizard and a orange turtle. Then I finished my ice cream and worm. So I got a cherry covered live cockroach. It was very good now I’m 100 years old but I’ll never forget that trip to the zoo.
We went to the park to have a food stand. My dad was the cook. He wore a smack that said ‘kiss my wife’. When my dad turned around he saw lots of people doing you know what (pooping). He made some farting monkeys to eat as a snack. A customer came. Just as he arrived he made a big FAAART, it took him 10,000,000 minutes to complete his fart. My dad quit the job. I don’t blame him!
