Tips For Dissing

Here is the guide to dissing people. Our example is Justin Beaver. . . I mean Bieber.
First, list what you like about this person.
Example: "What I like about Justin Bieber is that. . . Uhhhhhh. . ."
Okay then, moving on.
Next you come up with the antonyms about what you like about that person.
Example: "He is mean, stinky, smelly, horrible, bad, sounds bad, stupid, idiotic, snotty. I could go on and on with this but I should probably move on to the next step"
Then, you come up with catchy ways to say what you don't like about them.
Example: "Smells like the rear end of a donkey" or "Sings like a baboon" also you can use a list of words that mean the same thing so it sounds like you are dissing them more then you actually are like "Crazy, mad, insane, lost his marbles and off his rocker."
After that, you have to come up with a really good title of your disses and put it all together like "The Beaver Strikes Again."
Last but not least, you post it on the internet (like this), tell all your friends about it, and if you are bold yell it in that persons face!